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VERA TV CRIME
Violent struggle
Puts up a fight
Comes off second best
where is justice?.
The victim's deceased
The lad was troubled
Who was he workin' for,
And who had he crossed
He was an addict, honey!
From the time he was 16,
'bout time his dad walked out.
Said he owed people money
Get yourself a take away.
I want a watch on that flat.
Get that circulated,
all points alert
A witness saw her,
at about 3 a m.
Finger prints on weapon,
matched her exactly.
Put the gun down.
You're under arrest.
A broken heart,
is no legal defence
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IKEA
Everything needed new
in 26 square metres.
The bed size is queen,
the table seats two.
Cool artic chic,
Scandi flair,
but my Stockholm gal
has left in a pique.
Sweedish veneer,
a system of names,
Billy, Sladda, Kros
Only one name brings cheer.
Affordable prices
ready to assemble
cannot help rebuild
broken hearted 'ness.
Compact apartment
seems like a fjord
without the Nordic princess
occupy 50 per cent.
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CSI
Loose with his fists
And tight with his money
Kept his savings
Under the mattress
She calls it quit
All set to leave
Next thing you know
She's cold on a slab
Was it a jealousy hit
Or burglary gone wrong
Only the crime scene guy
Can make it fit.
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Times Square
Read him his rights,
he looks like a schmuck.
The John on the side walk
has lost all his lights.
He hung around near
48th and nine.
He was seen begging
at Hotel Belvedere
It was a four twenty
but you never know for sure,
when the West Side's involved
there's motive a-plenty.
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ARTIST GUITARS
In a Tempe hard yard,
Down a grimy lane,
Past a baying dog,
On a taut lanyard.
Guy behind the counter,
Tight black jeans,
Spike belt, rusted on,
What'll it'll be bud?
I need a new lover,
curved and metallica,
with stainless steel strings
and a tailored leather cover.
Pick it up and see!
Love unconditional
for five hundred bucks,
approximately.
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UBER
She used to take a taxi
She used share my cab
She used to take a taxi
Now she has an UBER
With the ride share man.
She used to take a taxi
She used share my cab
She used to take a taxi
She used to pay in cash
Now she got an online tab.
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